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The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.
Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.
Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.
*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.
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A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.
Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?
Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.
Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!
Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.
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When a black man walks into a convent store and proceeds to bend over the nearest girl and rape her like a savage gorilla.
My friend Nacy lost her mother to a Detroit Gorilla .
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The Detroit Nightmares are a club in Detroit. Sort of like a Biker Club. In example, "That Guy's a Detroit Nightmare, just be cool with him and he'll do the same towards you.
He's with The Detroit Nightmares. Respect him and he'll do the same towards you. But if you step on his toes, He'll cut your Fu*king feet off.
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The newly represented Mob in Detroit, Mi. Controlling most gang activity. Mostly known for its wide range of plugs, connects and mob ties.
The Detroit Mafia is back and united
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the detroit tigers have the second highest payroll in the mlb and they still suck at life. Traded good rookies for dontrelle willis and he blows at life. He blows so much cock that his mouth is wider than the gap between the tigers and first place.
The detroit tigers like anal sex as they constantly lay down for the other teams.
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