honey dew delight

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

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mountain dew mdx

the marketing strategy used to sell flat mountain dew

Hey dude, does this Mountain Dew MDX taste like anything to you?

Yea, old Mountain Dew without the fizz.

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holly dew me

when someones hawtttt (most commonly jailbait ) and wears clothes that reveal 70% of there body you want to holly dew them.

DAYUMMMMMM, girl you FINE AS HELL, holly dew me

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dew point average

the dew and barometric pressure of the humidity on and around your balls and asshole. (grundle)

Man, my dew point is about 100% right now. It's like a rain forest down there.

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Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

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Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.