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An awesome pop punk band from Bridgeport, Connecticut who play really energetic, entertaing shows! They make amazing music and their members include Steve, Wes, Brian and Bobby. Check out their Myspace page!
Dude, did you hear that new song from Changing Directions?! "Operator" is my jam!
Changing Directions' has a cute merch girl.
Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games
i only use directional hitting
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"