Pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.

Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.

Direct-to-VHS

A type of the film that is released exclusively on VHS tapes.

Did you see any Direct-to-VHS movies?

direct from

Redirection via link

He went to the site direct from the home page.

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.

Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.