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A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.
The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.
Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.
Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!
to explore the depths of the internet.
1-Hey did you go on a date with any girl at any point in your life?
2- no, inter-diving.
oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus
He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.
The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.
I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.
When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.
Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.