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What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe
Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!
1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.
2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a girl who likes girls.
Lesbian 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Lesbian 2: Yeah she has great music *wink*
Or
Lesbian: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Straight girl: Never heard of her, but I like Arianna Grande
(Arianna Grande isn’t straight it’s just an example)
do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question
do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week
An inside joke used between friends. Created at a birthday party and is funny for some unknown reason
Lol do you even gymnastics bro?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.
Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"
After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting
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