Ambo Driver

"Ambo Driver" is the correct, real term for the preferred term "Ambulance Officer" in the Queensland Ambulance Service.

You: hey, ambo driver!
volcanic: die

dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.

Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass

Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.

Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

support driver

Moaning, lazy piss bags
There to support as they can't do the job

Properly.

Support drivers lazy tossers

Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.

The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.

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