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To be fecally challenged. Descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the turtles head becomes a sisyphean struggle.
I'm sorry I can't copme to the phone right now, but I over indulged myself at the dukes buffet last night, I'm affraid I'm totally fucking egg bound
(HRH Answering machine)
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small multi-colour plastic egg containing a roll of 50 pieces of roach material
keeps said roach dry & safe.
"10 benson, king size silver rizla & a roached egg please m8"
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Foul smelling early morning shit.
Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!
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Noun. Also called "hobo" "hobos" "egg-in-a-hole" or "one eyed Egyptians." A breakfast dish prepared by buttering a piece of bread on both sides, cutting a hole in the middle with a biscuit cutter, then placing the bread in a fry pan and breaking an egg into the hole. The round piece of bread, cut by the biscuit cutter, is cooked in the pan along with the hobo.
We had hobo eggs for brekfast.
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When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.
While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd
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The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.
"That was the best thing ever."
~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
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Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye sockets of one unsuspecting victim (who's conventionally inebriated to the point of unconsciousness. Usually done where other drunk individuals witness the ordeal. Has been known to involve cameras used to capture the image for humiliation of the fore mentioned victim at a time when he's more cognitively fit to feel demoralized.
Dude 1: "Jimmy drank a fifth of 151 the other night and passed out sitting up in his chair with his shoes and all of his clothes still on"
Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"
Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"
Dude 2: "True..."
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