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i dont even wanna work

When one refuses to complete the given task assigned to him/her by the authorative figure. Often in school.

Jordan: "I don't even wanna work..."
A.J.: "I don't know, what would I say?"
Brendan: "You're a titmouse."

by Brendan Cook May 21, 2004

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why are u even here tho?

The question I ask myself EVERY day, as I listen to mcr and cry myself to sleep...good times

Me: why are u even here tho?

Life: that's a good question...y are we tho?

Death: *in corner listening to mcr* I think these guys have it figured out, can't wait 2 see them live!

Me: *to life* ima tell him, he deserves to know... :(

by Chris_is_my_bitch June 17, 2017


A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth

A lackluster performance resulting in a loss. Afterwards leaving a sense of regret for watching.

I really spent the remaining hours of my weekend watching a Sunday evening away game in Perth? Why haven’t I learnt by now?!

by Forvuckssake March 25, 2018


I can't even hold you

Telling the full truth/ not lying at all

"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"

by Lovers_island January 31, 2023


I da even ken eh

“I da even ken eh” is a term mainly used by hash heeds that live in the north east of Scotland. When saying it they slur their words, it is just a hash heeds way of saying “I don’t know”.

(Typical hash heed) aedo: I’m feeling pretty hashed oot

fin: u feeling potent

Aedo: I da even ken eh

by Craig Stephen August 25, 2019


Do you even gymnastics bro?

An inside joke used between friends. Created at a birthday party and is funny for some unknown reason

Lol do you even gymnastics bro?
HAHAHAHAHAHA

by StarwarsFinatic666 December 11, 2017


Do you even lift bro?

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.

Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting

by Adabear September 2, 2013

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