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The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.
It gives people depression.
Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
Life clutter. A waste of time.
Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
Instagram, but for old people.
Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?
A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.
"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."
The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.
OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.