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Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.
I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.
use it when someone annoys you or bags you-use a very serious face. when you say stop put your hand out like a stop sign & on fair go make a gun out of your hand. easy!
dude, you really suck!!
stop, fair go
well you do
stop stop stop!
The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.
It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.
It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!
Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
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When two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in.
There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...
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Maudit Max! T'es encore en train de faire du Max!
Ha non! Tu fais du Max là!
Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.
Call your guy and ask him for some bud.
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
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What people say to justify doing unfair things.
Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
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