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A band that kicked major ass. Need I say more?
Q: What do you get when you mix together spectacular vocals, mesmerizing keyboards, crunchy guitar riffs, rolling basslines and tribal like drumming?
A: Faith No More!
1. Person: Oh My God! you should like listen to Fall Out Boy! They're like so amazing!
Me: Whats so amazing about them? They're nothing special.
Person: Oh My God! I can't believe you just said that!
Me: You want something amazing? Listen to Faith No More!
2. I was only a small child when Faith No More were around. It would be nice if they got back together 'cause I bet they were awesome live!
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When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website
Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.
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Melody Faith - Just saying her name makes each and everyone of your taste buds have an orgasm and the tingle of her name passing through.
She is the funniest person and will always keep you on your toes with what mischief she will get up to and what trouble she will magically convince you of doing. There is never a dull moment with a Melody Faith around!
The best memories that could ever be made have all been with a Melody Faith and the best stories have been with a Melody Faith.
She knows how to move her body and get everyone turning heads saying "wow who is that girl"..OBVIOUSLY a Melody Faith!
She Has an addictive personality and you can never have enough time spent with her..you want more and more and more!!!
Melody Faith is and will always be the bestest friend you will ever get!! keep her in your life if you know whats good for you! Life will always be filled with that gorgeous smile!
Love her forever and the repayments will definatly be worth while!
BOOM!..oh man the dance floor is going off what happened? it was Melody Faith.
"i want to dance like THAT!" pointing at a Melody Faith
When Life is really unfair and all you want to do is morph into a Melody Faith
I could Really go for a good time..better go get yo-self a Melody Faith
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when a guy runs into a bathroom about to piss himself, but its pitch black inside so he pulls it out and takes a piss hoping that he is landing in the urinal and/or toilet minimally the sink over the floor.
special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith
Chris ran into the bathroom and shut the door, reached for the light switch but it was out after feeling his way around the room he assumed he was standing in front of the toilet, and pissed only to find that he was pissing in some other guys lap, he took a leak of faith and fate was not kind to either gentlemen!
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1) A person who is so religious that he/she has been brainwashed into thinking that he/she is straight.
2) A Mormon boy
"I am so pissed off at all the Faith Fags at this school. If there was no religion, it would be so much easier for me to find a date."
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abstinent form of sex; aka "dry-humping"; in which two Christian individuals masturbate each other through clothing and/or other barriers. Allows orgasm(s) while keeping chastity and virginity intact. Usually done with one's "faith partner in Christ."
Kelsey regained interest in her church's youth group after she discovered that her fellow Christian youth enjoyed group faith fucking.
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To have cult-like blind faith in something.
The people who work there have koolaid faith that the executives can successfully take over the world. Even if the rest of the world hates the company.
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