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when a guy runs into a bathroom about to piss himself, but its pitch black inside so he pulls it out and takes a piss hoping that he is landing in the urinal and/or toilet minimally the sink over the floor.
special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith
Chris ran into the bathroom and shut the door, reached for the light switch but it was out after feeling his way around the room he assumed he was standing in front of the toilet, and pissed only to find that he was pissing in some other guys lap, he took a leak of faith and fate was not kind to either gentlemen!
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abstinent form of sex; aka "dry-humping"; in which two Christian individuals masturbate each other through clothing and/or other barriers. Allows orgasm(s) while keeping chastity and virginity intact. Usually done with one's "faith partner in Christ."
Kelsey regained interest in her church's youth group after she discovered that her fellow Christian youth enjoyed group faith fucking.
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To have cult-like blind faith in something.
The people who work there have koolaid faith that the executives can successfully take over the world. Even if the rest of the world hates the company.
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Faith is a sensitive and loving girl on the inside and bold and "threatening" on the outside. Faith doesn't like the way she looks at all but is told she is either cute or beautiful. Faith is 13 years old and has sparkling brown eyes or she is told that by her mother. Faith still has feelings for Zion and is planning on losing her virginity at 16 years old. She is extremely weird and caring. People may think that she is weird but once you get to know her she's a pretty chill person. Faith get's extremely friendly around people she likes is friends with dated and still has feelings for and has thick brown hair. Faith is a huge BTS fan and loves Jungkook. If you ever mess with Faith's friends or family you'll be sorry. Faith hates math and loves science much more. Faith's best friend is Emma and she doesn't know what she would do without her. Faith is the chillest realest person around.
(Faith😈
(Faith😈) is a good friend.
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A very interesting breed but literally good at anything she tries, therefore she is super talented. She tends to stay on the quiet side but when you get to know her she can talk for days. She never let's you see her with a frown on her face and makes sure not to trouble you with too many of her problems. Faith Yates is a great listener even when you aren't talking to her...She is also a Pisces but surprisingly she acts more on her thoughts than feelings and even overthinks regularly so help her calm down and talk about tubas. Make sure you find yourself a Faith Yates, there's no better person to be around.
1. "OMG he told me he loved me but I hate his guts!"
2.*meanwhile Faith Yates is eavesdropping*
1. "Who's that singing tuba player?"
2." Faith Yates, duh!"
The strongest girl in the world, also smart and good friend.
I want a keep with faith in my life.
Someone who is overly zealous in their religious persuits. Or someone how haistily becomes overly religious for the purpose of 'fitting in' or perhaps snagging a crush.
John was an athiest until he met Sally and fell madly in love with her. Her father was a leader in the church so John decided to read the bible, go to church, recieve communion and become confirmed.
'John went all Super Faith!'