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Central NJ, just west of Long Branch, largely characterized by preppy white kids pretending to be black or ghetto, very few of which ever make it out of mommy and daddy's house...college success rate of 1/5....good indication of Tinton Falls residency is that if you actually make it to college, someone who really is black kicks your sorry ass for trying to be.
Yo Yo Yo....what up homey g funk?
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Hudson Falls I pretty much the Gay Mecca of upstate new york. If you go to school there, you will come out either gay or partially gay. Megan Fox must have went to school there. For all the gays, there is, and will only be three top Hudson Falls Gays. One, is, and always will be, the main hag. One, has had sex with every gay in the tri-state area. And the other, knows the penis size of every gay and straight guy, pretty much known to man.
My best friend dated a girl that went to Hudson Falls, then he turned gay and dated her best friend...now hes straight again (but he had sex with her other gay)
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Fall River, aka The Dirty Dirty: Is to be a city of prostitute thrills, blood spills, pills stacked like hills, and cocaine mills.
Dude, seriously you're as ghetto as Fall River itself. Go home scumbag.
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Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.
1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
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When a one sibbling is significantly better looking than another.
Sean's hot, but have you seen his brother Troy, that's totally Legends of the fall.
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Female code for when you finally stand up after sitting down for a long time on your heaviest period days.
Jessica: "What's the matter?"
Emma: "Niagara Falls.."
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the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.
becker guide to measuring manholes:
1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag
dont go falling into a manhole now!
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