Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

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faux hawk

the faggot mohawk
the mohawk for sissies that are too scared to shave their head

That fag has a faux hawk.Why doesnt he just shave it?

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faux butch

gay men who are butch on the street but have helium ankles (straight in the air ) on the sheets

He looked so ghetto but once in my house the faux butch act dropped as he couldn't wait to bite the pillow

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Faux-fierce

A fake, phony, outward imitation of being fierce or living fiercely.

"She walks with her nose up in the air and thinks she's better than us."
"Girl, she is definitely faux-fierce!"

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Faux Po

this is a parked police car in a neighborhood or parking lot to deter crime in the area. One giveaway is a layer of dust or leaves on vehicle.

I saw the police car parked near the intersection, but realized it was only a faux po.

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faux pa

stepfather - literally "false dad"

"My mom got married last week. She made a faux pa."

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Faux Po

Auxilliary Police one might mistake for actual cops while driving.

I thought there was a cop behind me, but it was just the Faux Po.

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