February 10

national slap and grab ass day

It’s February 10, go down the hallway and just slap that ass

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Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

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February 12

YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE !!! ANY FRIEND NO NEED TO BE BESTFRIEND.

YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR FRIEND FOR A HOODIE AND YOU SHOULD KEEP IT WITH YOU FOR MINIMUM 24 HOURS AND MAXIMUM WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 12 means u should ask your friend for a hoodie and they should give you

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February 11

February 11th is one of the best days to be born on! It means your an aquarius and you love all things nature. You day is sure to be bright when you hear all of the other people who were born on this day too!!

Person one- hey what day were you born on?
You- February 11th
Person one- awesome dude!

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February 21

happy national love your dog day! you are probably looking this up because it’s your birthday. you might not have a squishy puppy to snuggle with but please always remember to love your dog and give them all the love in the world! you mean so much to them. so if you’re looking this up because it’s your birthday or just another day, remember to love your puppy today <3

Sorry, I can’t have a birthday dinner tonight. It’s February 21, I have plans with my dog.

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8 February

the day the sexiest people are born.

8 february is when the sexy people celebrate. I don't make the rules

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february 14th

a day where love doesn’t mean sex, but hardcore sex

josh: hey did you hear seth’s birthday was february 14th?

gavin: aww he’s gonna have some hardcore sex

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