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A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.
Matt: *shuffling songs*
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'
'hey michael cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
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The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride