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a store with outrageous off the wall, fuck a duck prices.
Clothes come already ripped. Which is just sad.
I just used my life savings and half my college fund to buy this piece of cloth. Ripping them was $30 extra.
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Beauty. Style. Wealth. Hottness. Prepiness. Abercrombie is one of the most expensive, hottest stores I've been to. After 3 weeks of wearing Abercrombie clothes...I had a girl friend...she's hot, rich and we both shop at Abercrombie...so if you're one of the stupid..."poor" people that don't shop at Abercrombie...you should start...you know you secretly want to be one of the smokin' hot girls, or a handsome guy. Don't fight it...join us...your life would be alot better you poor little sh*ts. HA! eat that muth3r fuck3r.
Thank You.
the story on how a guy got his girl in Abercrombie & Fitch.
"guy" "hey do u want me to buy you something from Abercrombie & Fitch?"
"girl""wow...that would be really nice of u.*thinking"wow he must be rich..i wonder what he looks like under his shirt."
"guy"*thinking"i wonder what cup size this chick is"*
"both"
"abercrombie is hott and makes us really want to have sex"
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A clothing store that is nationally known and is respected by many. However, people like me really don't like that store because rich people who would rather act as a billboard for the store than an actual person have ruined the store. Abercrombie and Fitch has also sold thongs for little girls, so I decided not to shop there because I don't want to support the dumbfarts who thought up THAT idea. If any rich, fake preps who would more than gladly pay a ludicrous amount of money for clothes that are no better than what you would find at Wal-Mart, Target, and similar stores want to shop there, fine. But I'm not going to waste my money, because I'm not some rich, fake, preppy whore who thinks that money is everything.
Rich, fake, preppy whore 1: "Liiiiiike O...M...G!!!! Like, Abercrombie and Fitch, is, like, having, a, SALE!!!!"
Rich, fake, preppy whore 2: "Like, HOLY SHIT!!!! Let's, like, go there together and, like, blow all of your, like, dad's MONAYYYY!!!"
Me: "Not THOSE bitches again."
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Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F) is a hugely popular clothing store founded in the United States in 1892. It's target audiences are college and high school students (aged 14-25), and they have a store called abercrombie for younger kids. A&F usually comes to people's minds when expensive clothes or ripped jeans are mentioned. Their "clothing" advertisments are almost always pictures of muscular young white males in a pair of jeans that seem to have been utterly destroyed. A&F is regarded as "preppy" by most. Most A&F customers are skinny young white women or well built young white men.
Billy: Guess what? Last night I was at Abercrombie & Fitch and I saw an overweight, hetrosexual black man buying clothes there!
Bobby: Were you really at A&F?
Billy: No, I'm too poor. :-(
(Billy runs off to cry in corner)
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Hey you wanna go to Abercrombie And Fitch?
No.
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The example says it all.
"Hey, wanna go shop at Abercrombie and Fitch with me?"
"Sure, I'll shop with you 'till the cows come home! ...wait... Abercrombie? ... On second thought, I'd rather shop with the cows 'till you come home."
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a way to swear without swearing
switch the first letter in each word around can be used in with many other "swear" words
you are nothing more than a buckin fitch
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