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A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.
Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
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Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
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A pair of very smelly vagina lips that hang low like a pair of Basset hound's ears.
Hey Carl did you fuck Matilda yet?
Hell no, you'd have to be crazy to spread those stink flaps.
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a man flap is a term used to describe a person that doesnt have a penis or vagina just a flap of skin that covers a dent.
a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth
hey i diddnt no u had a man flap
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An excited labia which drips liquid like a greasy burger from a cheap cafe.
when I was done with her, she looked like she had burger flaps.
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A fanny, which smells like fish and has not been washed for a while after being jebbed!
''Man, Did you smell her fish flaps?''
''You wouldn't believe what came out when I parted her fish flaps''
''Ooooo she's got big fish flaps''
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slippers (slippahs), zorris (zoris). "flaps" comes from the slapping sound slippers make when you walk with them. "jap" comes from japanese recognizing that many japanese people from Hawaii wear them. although linked to Hawaiians, the term used mostly in southern California.
Person 1: Anyone seen my jap flaps?
Person 2: Just use grab whoever else's fits. We go family style here.
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