A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski
flat stan
a term used to describe a group of really amazing and funny girls that are loved by everyone who not are not whore and bitches.
"i totally wish i was like Amy and Lucy, who are totally flat 36's"
a terrible nine circles level in the game geometry dash
flat major is so damn inconsistent it's so dumb
An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
Damn! Look at that flat bitch, she's got no brests at all!
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