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un-maintained bush
Man I wouldn't tap that dirty forest with your dick!
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The ultimate trap for Yankees that want to live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There are very few locals living there. It is also filled with very pretty women (and extremely ugly ones.) There are loads of retirees, and there is a crap ton of violence.
It is a constantly developing community, and is currently under the eye for becoming its own city (it is, as of now, part of The City of Myrtle Beach). Which probably won't happen any time soon.
The school-agers in this area attend the Carolina Forest Highschool, Carolina Forest Elementary, Ocean Bay Elementary, Ocean Bay Middle, and soon to be River Oaks Elementary. (There are a lot of people.)
It isn't recommended that you move here; the school systems are shitty and there are so many people here. However, if you do, there are benefits. You get to live in the 'burbs, you have loads of city-type things near you (restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, schools, dry cleaning services, car dealerships, and loads of other stuff.
In addition to the numerous amounts of Yankees and other people, there are a lot of College-Level students that rent houses in Carolina Forest, most often with other people, instead of living in a dorm room. These students usually go to either Coastal Carolina University, or Horry Georgetown Technical College.
Yo, I went down to Myrtle Beach for Spring Break, and I saw all these 'burbs in Carolina Forest!
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A city in Washington County, MN. Situated between I-35 and Hwy 61, it has found a niche as a rest stop city - filled with gas stations (at one point this town of 14,000 had two Holidays and four Super Americas) and fast food restaurants.
Is referred to by the population as Flaketown. Which is quite apt at describing the people, as well as the paint on the traffic signs.
The population is mostly white, with a handful of other ethnicities represented sparingly. This results in a substantial proportion of the student body being incredibly racist. Of course, the town is close enough to the Twin Cities where the rest of the student body ends up being priss and politically correct to a disgusting degree. The few who fall in between the two insane ideologies are generally left friendless (but don't worry, they'll go to college out of state and make something of themselves)
Most graduates of Forest Lake High School will end up at Century College in Mahtomedi, MN - the nearest community college. The politically correct-minded will end up at U of M Twin Cities or UMD, or one of the 'in the middle of nowhere' UW schools. Few will escape to bigger and better places and they will never look back.
Since there's nothing to do in town, lots of people get wasted and high. Mostly in public, like at the skatepark or at the dump of a movie theater. This is why anyone with a brain gets out of Flaketown while they still can.
Guy: Alright! Duluth roadtrip! Let's stop at the Forest Lake Burger King before we go since it's on the way!
Flaker 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Flaker 2: Let's get high.
Flaker 1: Sounds good, I'm failing every class anyway.
Flaker 2: Wanna get high IN class?
Flaker 1: I love you man.
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a forest fire happens when someone with excessively long pubic hairs fucks for too long and too hard, way past the point of bush burn. Forest fires occur when the pubic hairs become so heated by friction that they combust, resulting in a very un pleasent dilema.
"hey, i heard you give it to a woman hard, you wanna head up to my room"
"yeah well let me shave my shit first...don't want another forest fire happenin'.
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Small town on the outskirts of Raleigh ran by pot smoking dropouts who have been to jail at least twice. aka Wack Forest. This town is full of drama and girls who can't keep their legs closed. The biggest stress of this town is making sure you have the best pot. Hometown of the rapper Roc Star
Wake Forest Potheads
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Lake Forest is a large town on the North Shore. Many people who live in this town think they are the richest on the North Shore, and cannot accept the fact that they are obviously not. I live on the North Shore, and I have definitely seen the town of Lake Forest, the residents, the stores, and the homes. I know for a fact that it is NOT the richest town on the North Shore, let alone the richest town in the country. In fact, Lake Forest is the 3rd richest town on the North Shore, not the 3rd richest town in the country. Kenilworth and Winnetka rank higher for various reasons. Lake Forest people generally forget to acknowledge the fact that New Trier (which is where most kids on the North Shore go to high school) is ranked MUCH higher than Lake Forest Academy, and the sad fact that Lake Forest is about a half-hour farther from the city, which is where many people on the North Shore work and/or shop.
Don't get me wrong, a lot of Lake Forest is rich, but a lot of Lake Forest is middle class, also. I don’t know why people in Lake Forest try to rub it in people's faces that they live on the North Shore. It really isn't that big of a deal, but they seem to want to let everybody think that they are ridiculously rich, when in reality; Lake Forest is NOT that fabulous.
So next time you read one of those false definitions about Lake Forest, or the North Shore (written by residents of Lake Forest) remember all of the true facts you have just read about.
Also notice the names of the people who wrote about the "perfection" (yeah right) of Lake Forest. That is so ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing.
Sorry, all you people who live in Lake Forest. You've got to face the facts. Some of you people just need to GET OVER YOURSELVES!
By the way, the definition written by richgirl1789 is total bullshit.
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