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When a man is fucking a woman in the ass and suddenly scalps her saying: "Welcome to your nightmare", and then continues to cum in her open scalp.
When you do this, remember to dispose of the body!
Jim: "Hey how was it with Melissa last night."
Bob: "Awesome, I was giving it to her in the butt when i decided to give her the old Freddy Krueger."
Jim: "Dude, that is actually demented."
Bob: "Don't worry Jim, I disposed of the body."
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An absolutely FANTASTIC vocalist. Queen's lead singer. He had near-perfect control of his voice and, although he is still my favorite lead vocalist EVER, I will admit... he was a flaming whore. He died from AIDS in 1991.
Freddie Mercury had a great voice, but some rather... ehh, fruity... dance moves. But we still love him.
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A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.
I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.
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Pulling a Freddy is to do something extremely gay
Last night Bob was Pulling a Freddy on his dad, it was gross
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Freddie Mercury was a famous singer/songwriter and the lead singer of the band Queen. Sadly, he has diagnosed with, and later died from, AIDS do to his lust for throbbing sweaty cock.
Man if only he wasn't bi maybe Freddie Mercury would still be alive today.
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funny serial killer!! also a pedophile
Do go to sleep lil bitches or Freddy Kruger will rape u in ur dreams!!!!!!
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The most amazing voice anybody has ever heard. He was an amazing dude, but never came to love himself as much a we did. He is missed by all.
Connor: Hey Isabella, you want to hear a poem?
Isabella: Sure, Connor
Connor: Roses are red
The walls are plaster
Freddy Mercury is fast
But AIDS are faster
Isabella: (β₯Οβ₯)
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