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That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.
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Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.
I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.
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In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :
Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine
Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die
Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register
Other inhabitants of this strange land are :
The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome
Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children
Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill
Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm
Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid
The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful
Me : Have you seen in the night garden
PTSD survivor : what have you done
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An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.
This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.
I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.
A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.
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1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."
Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore
2. A HOEBAG
Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!
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Town on Long Island with A LOT of stuck up annoying white people. Every1 there thinks they are a god mainly cuz they have money and get what ever they want. The people of this town act like they have never seen minorities before and tend to panic when one gets close to them. A minority lasting more than 5 minutes in this town without having the cops on his or her ass is unheard of. The black population of Garden City High School was about two people, and 1 graduated and left, so now its down to one person. Kids of this town have 3 hobbies: watching shitty white shows such as Gossip Girls, drinking themselves into comas cuz they have nothing better to do on weekends, and wasting money on expensive shit like starbucks, $1000 pairs of jeans from abercrombie, and cars they'll end up crashing at a party over the weekend. It is hard to engage in a conversation with someone from this town without hearing "like" about 30 times before a sentence finishes. The women of this town are pretty stupid and don't make much sense when they talk. The guys of this town are gay and enjoy calling each other "bro" and getting touchy to show affection towards one another. To sum it up, Garden City is a terrible town for anyone who isn't white and who doesn't enjoy being chased by about 10 cop cars. Although the inhabitants of Garden City are snobby and impossible to deal with, there is one cool kid from that town named Ed.
Yo ma nigga, i went to Garden City this weekend with this kid named Ed for a party. The house the party was at was HUGE ma nigga! I stole like $1000 there and ain't no1 even care! The chicks there were fine as hell but dumb as shit. Tell me why these honkys were all piss drunk by 8. Some dumbass crashed his new benz into the side of this kids house and when the cops came, my black ass was the only one runnin. Next time ma nigga Ed invite me out there, i gotta spray paint myself white or some shit.
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A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.
Little Kid. Garden Gnome.
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