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She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”
“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
trying to fuck a freakishly tall female
you can find me tackling a giraffe
Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.
People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.
White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.
Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.
Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.