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Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.
Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.
Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.
Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.
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A Roblox Girlfriend is a girl not situated yet to be in the girlfriend spot but is intended to be.
Friend: So what's up with you and Sara?
Jose: I made Sara my Roblox Girlfriend because idk if I'm ready to date her fully but imma try And see if I can get her to be my real girlfriend
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the kind of girl that cannot survive without a boyfriend. usually has a boring personality but is quite pretty. her only function in life is to look good on someone's arm and is popular with men (somehow).
Suzy just broke up with Dave and she is already with Ben!" "Duh, she's a girlfriend type.
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That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
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Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.
What a rent a girlfriend moment... or BREH moment, ehh same thing pal
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When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.
Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
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internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.
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