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glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

114πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


emo glasses

Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by trendy fans of emo music. They resemble traditional "nerd" glasses and many emo fans think it's cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. However, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.

Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.

by cm August 26, 2004

486πŸ‘ 386πŸ‘Ž


shitty glasses

Shitty glasses is a nickname given by Levi Ackerman fun loving interactive shipper named hanji zoe. She LOVES titans and has pets of them!! She likes to research some titan shifters like Eren Jaeger her faveret ship is said to be Eren x Levi

"Oh hey shitty glasses" or_"SHITTY GLASSES GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP BOTHERING EREN!!"

by ITS LEVI FUCKING ACKERMAN~❀ June 11, 2018

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


break the glass

Say this when you're breaking out the big guns. When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan. From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.

There's nothing to do, it's time to break the glass and go to www.urbandictionary.com

by billie shakes May 22, 2005

137πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


glass eye

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...

yeah, he's a glass eye...

by smoo lu'va January 10, 2008

34πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


shot glass

n. - A precise tool used to measure one's ability to hold one's liquor.

Lou and Mike were having a contest last night; they just kept on downing shot glasses full of booze until finally Mike just passed out. Wow, Lou is really the man.

by TJCapSix September 15, 2005

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Through Glass

An Awesome and Very Insperational Song By Stone Sour

STONE SOUR THROUGH GLASS LYRICS
phone Complimentary "through glas" Ringtone phone
I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

How do you feel? that is the question
But I forget you don't expect an easy answer
When something like a soul becomes initialized
And folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You can't expect a bit of hope
So while you're outside looking in,
describing what you see
Remember what you're staring at is me

Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

How much is real, so much to question
An epidemic of the mannequins
contaminating everything
We thought came from the heart,
But never did right from the start
Just listen to the noises (no more sad voices)
Before you tell yourself
It's just a different scene
Remember its just different from what you've seen.

I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you, yeah

And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you, yeah

I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you, yeah

And it's the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it's the stars
The stars that lie to you, yeah

Who are the stars?
Who are the stars?
They lie…

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 15, 2008

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž