knobbed gobbler

when you get smacked in the nuts, usually meant to be a playful thing but sometimes it hurts

Dude, you just knobbed my gobbler!

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Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep

You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er

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child gobbler

A child gobbler defines a person who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of kids.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

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Chocolate gobbler

Sexual act that consists of taking a huge shit down your sexual partners throat and then proceeding to insert your erect penis in said partners mouth

Jack and I tried the ol chocolate gobbler last night

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granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.

Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.

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cheese gobbler

When people named kevin eat cheese out of rotted asshole and then brag about it to there co-workers

Kevin is a cheese gobbler

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grease gobbler

A woman who blows black men. Mostly for drugs, but sometimes for money or pleasure.

I hope you didn't kiss that grease gobbler.

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