golden boy

Slang term for a boy or sometimes girl who is everyone's favorite person, never someone who is popular or "in" with the crowd, but always someone who people feel good around and go to for laughs.

Mark is a goofy kid who everyone loves to be around, he is the local golden boy!

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golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

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golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

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Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

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golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

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golden blumpkin

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

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golden smack

The act of punching someone in the spine

Henry was being a tool, so i gave him a golden smack

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