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When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight
You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick
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When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.
Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.
Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.
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it means to man up,stand yo ground
tell dem niggaz to grip up cuz im ready bang.
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A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink
Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”
Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef
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The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
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The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!
Henry: What happened?
Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!
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