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The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!
A person of age who is dating someone who not only is a lot younger, but is underage-- really, really, awkwardly underage. Derived from Jungle fever.
Greg's got jungle-gym fever. Gross.
'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"
Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly
The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.
If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
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The guy or group of guys in high school/junior high that always kicked everyone's asses in games, and basically made you feel even more shitty about your own suckiness.
Dodgeball was never fun, because everyone knew the gym class heros would pwn all over our asses.
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An amazingly kickass rap/punk band that has extreme talent in writing songs. Best songs include Taxi Driver, Papercuts, and Makeout Club.
At the drive-in watching soft porn
And you can tell
By the trail of the dead
That there was something in the popcorn
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