A YouTube creator who makes mukbangs and ASMR. Extremely Bad and Bougie. Also known as “big booty Latina”.
“Yo, did you see Haley Ings new video? Bro, she ate down!!!!!”
Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"
The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.
Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!
A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect
The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.
Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”
Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”
Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.
“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”
She is an unloving peice of dooty shart but she smells like a bag of horse sheet.
Person 1:"Dude that girl smells like rotten cheese."
Person 2:" yeah she is Haley indoe, she reeks."
A very amazing/fantastic/gorgeous blue eyed girl with adorable freckles and a cute ass smile/a girl who I want more than anything in life.
If you come across her,just know the first time she smiles you’ll be in love.
Haley R. makes anyone smile or feel better