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going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.

Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?

by thrashcomics December 30, 2021


Omer Hamburger

King of Ramat Hasharon. Nothing else.Absolute Legend.

"Mate ur insane. Ur acting like an Omer Hamburger."

"Thanks, Mate"

by hellowagwan October 28, 2020


Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024


Hamburger Holer

A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.

My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.

It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2021


Hamburger menu

The hamburger menu is where you find all the obscure references that nobody but you gets. (If anyone knows where I got the name from, pastamancer is best class DONT lie)

Hey how do I mute
That one guy who play KoL: you can find it in the hamburger menu!
That... doesn’t exist

by *firesashotgunduringstealth* December 31, 2021


candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009


knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023