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The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.
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a winged hamster welding coconuts.
the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.
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Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.
Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.
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Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.
Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.
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A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
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A procedure designed to administer oral sex while having the penis rotate in one's mouth. This is done by tying the target to a giant hamster wheel with each limb distributed around the wheel. The one administering the RHJ will then rotate the hamster wheel by running inside of it while performing oral sex on the target.
I'm still dizzy from that Rotating Hamster Job.
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Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.
Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.
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