When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.
OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”