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The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle
I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.
A handcuffed Blowjob/Handjob which includes the usage of power tool sex toys such as a Drilldo
"babe I want a handy Manny so bad right now"
A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.
"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."
Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.
Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick