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a bunch of crazy people (now dead)
heavens gate is insane
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A tree which consisting of several stems with long compound leaves protuding of each. Colloquially, sometimes called a ‘stink tree’ due to its strong distinguishing odor. Also called ‘tree of heaven’, with no hyphens.
The tree-of-heaven originated in China, and was brought to North America in the early 1800s. Here in the States, they seldom grow to a very large size, though in China they do more frequently.
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A place where animals never kick, no matter how hard danish people fuck them.
Svend and I were at the barn yesterday fucking animals and did not get kicked once. It was danish heaven!
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Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.
Man, she's so fine I was in bone heavan for 3 weeks.
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It also has to do with being stuck opposite Bridgette Nielson in a packed lift.
Is it tight in here, Bridgette Nielson, or is it just your blouse? (Ah, I'm in silicon heaven!)
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The sexual act of having fecal matter rubbed on your body and waiting until it dries. Then you or your partner eats the feces off of your body and then eats the center.
Even though she smelled like shit saige was in oreo heaven, all she wanted now was some milk..... Man milk.
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When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.
I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.
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