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A fucking shameful display of people who want to play hockey, but just fucking suck at it.
Most inhouse hockey players play JV hockey in their high school for all 4 years, unless one gets real good, real quick.
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A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.
George Bush's economic plans.
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A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.
Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."
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It's a wiener with high stamina and great performance capabilities
I may have a small wiener, but at least it's a Hockey Wiener.
I want that Hockey Wiener of yours right now!
I dont want a big Penis. all girls real want is a Hockey Wiener
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The quintessential sport. Played in teams of six (goalie, two defense, one mid, two forwards) or more. Essentially hockey played in a (preferably padded) gym with sticks with foam on the end. Polo hockey is full contact, and the general rule is "No blood, no foul"-Deuce. It is dominated by the male population, as few females are willing to risk life and limb for glory. Injuries are commonplace, and the only penalty is for picking up the ball when not a goalie. When the score results in a tie, one overtime period is played. If the tie remains, the teams enter a shootout. Polo hockey is an integral part of life and shapes a person physically as well as mentally.
MT: Did you hear about Tater?
SG: Yeah he got his dome split playing polo hockey.
CC: Yo did you see BKs crotch shot during polo hockey?
JH: Nah brah, I was doing my homework.
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Field hockey is actually a very hard sport. Many people believe field hockey is a girl sport but it actually isn't. Boys play field hockey too. Many people believe field hockey is a easier version than ice hockey but it isn't. Really there is no penalty for hitting people with a hard wooden stick. Playing the sport is hard to because you can't use both sides of the stick unlike regular hockey. Many people believe that field hockey is a lesbian sport when it isn't. It is mainly a sport about a bunch of people who are able to run and hit a ball really hard. When people say field hockey is a sport for people who can't play real hockey is ridiculous. Especially since in ice hockey you use a puck instead of a hard plastic ball. I know you are thinking please it is a plastic ball. Well it doesn't even bounce even a lacrosse ball bounces. In conclusion field hockey is a tough sport
Person 1 did you see the girls field hockey game.
Person 2 no why
Person 1 she broke her hand and tried to continue playing.
Person 2 wow
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