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A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.
Omg that’s my hallway husband!
When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job
That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.
Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids
your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene
We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.