I am so McGyver

I can do anything.

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!

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I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

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I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

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I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

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i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.

Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.

Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

I am just a FISH

Don't 🙂
Cry,😐
I😑
Am😔
Just😞
A😢
Fish😭.......

I
AM
JUST
A
FISH 🐟

Someone: What a sad & lonely fish
Fish: I am just a FISH