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atrophy kid

Someone so atrophied by instant feedback, congratulations and an adorable sense of entitlement, that the stress of making "adult" decisions often causes them to retreat to the safety of their parents. This move is often welcomed by the parents themselves, who felt unloved without someone to bestow lavish praise and generous material benefits upon.

So is that atrophy kid looking for a job yet?

by Somefinds April 25, 2009

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toxic kid

A son of a bich that you can find on evry game. Basicly when he loses a game his reply is: "small dick small dick small dick". Its a pretty exotic spiece and it realy sucks

This is example yes: "damn man last week i let my teammate die cuz he was a toxic kid and he just spamed dickhead like 25 FUCKING TIMES

by Igotsilver69 May 16, 2020

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


meme kid

6th-10th graders that only talk about dank memes and other overused internet trends. They can usually be found in the comments section of cringe compilations making edgy remarks to "fit in" because of this, their understanding of society comes from the internet which leads them to have poor judgement.They're also known to be very annoying and obnoxious.

Jeff is such a meme kid! All he does is make 9/11 jokes and talk about cringe vids.

by QuantumPhantom March 13, 2016

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wall kid

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.

were you at that party last weekend?

no, im not a wall kid

by one of "the others" December 23, 2010

519๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

by your other "friends" November 5, 2013


Kid Krow

Kid Krow is Conan Gray's new album

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: I'm listening to kid krow.

by September 14, 2020


Cringe Kid

A childlike human that inhabits the internet. They distribute cringe content and make their own. They're usually easy to spot as they're not well liked and make fun of others. Warning: they often have a small posse and might attack on site.
Much like an internet troll but obsessed with bad content.

ChatRoom
stoolfree: *links video of bad recorder playing*

me: Such a Cringe Kid.
stoolfree: doo u even no wut art iz?

by InternetBookmark February 19, 2017