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A term used to describe a person whose name resembles that of randomly jumbled fridge magnets. (Includes misspellings of common names)
Regularly named person 1: "Dude, have you met my friend *insert fridge magnet name*?"
Regularly named person 2: "Naa man, but that is a real fridge magnet name"
*Some example names would include: Jennavecia, Joshalyn, Rien, Journey, Adiana, Isabel, Lianna, Ayden, Zyler, Taj*
When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~
When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
Someone who likes to keep their ass below 0 degrees, and therefore becoming practical for keeping beverages cold.
"Can I grab a beer from your anal fridge?"
"Can I put some mayonnaise in your anal fridge?"
"Have you got any cheese in your anal fridge?"
"Do you put sausages in your anal fridge?"
"My anal fridge smells of gone off fish"
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The Russian Death Fridge better known as the KV2 or Kliment Voroshilov tank, houses a snub nose 152mm howitzer. the Russian Death Fridge couldn't move and fire the gun and the same time because of the weight of snub nose 152mm howitzer. Often when the kv2's tracks were shot out the crew would just ditch the tank because the tank was a sitting duck
I call it the Russian death fridge because one Russian badger world of tanks video were everyone in his twitch chat told him to the Russian death fridge i thought thought about and the kv2's design did look like a fridge
Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.
Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.
shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.
Please shut the fridge door
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