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Being selfish, thinking about and doing stuff for yourself more, and before, other ppl, and doing what you love for yourself. Self-Love is only good and acceptable when you’ve done everything you can for other ppl, that you have time to yourself, and you can do the things you love.
Person 1: Could you help wash my car whilst I work.
Person 2: Yh sure, but after that imma self-love
Person 1: Why is that?
Person 2: Bc I’ve helped out everyone ik and bc I have time, imma do the things I love.
Person 1: Fair enough
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The action wherein a female motorboats herself.
Me: Steph, did you just motorboat yourself?
Steph: Yes, I'm a big proponent of self-motorbotion.
Me: Nice!
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you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure
i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin
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The act of deliberately inflicting pain upon ones self without means to commit suicide. This can be done in a variety of ways both conscious and sub conscious. Self - injury (or self harming as it is also known) is done mainly to relieve emotional pain, like to release a pressure building up inside a person, and they feel they can't communicate efficiently enough to relive the pressure and resort to harming themselves to relive it. It can also be done as a sub conscious or even conscious attempt at seeking attention. This may be because the sufferer feels lonely or depressed.
Self-injury may also be a result of a tension or stress building up on a person who may relieve this stress by biting nails or pulling hair etc. Small, everyday habits.
Self-harm is commonest in young teenage girls. There are MASSIVE amounts of peer pressure on these girls now from friends, family and the media obsession with 'perfect people' It is not just a problem with teenage girls however, it is found in teenage boys, adults and elderly. The national statistics are 1/10 people self harm at one point in their life. Self-harming can include:
-Cutting/ scratching (any part of the body)- scratching can be subconscious
-Burning (can be done with a flame or friction burn. For example of friction burn, rubbing oneself with a pencil rubber until a burn is made)
-Poisoning
-Biting (biting lips and fingernails can be subconscious but biting skin is more of a conscious decision)
-Pulling out hair (Trichotillomania) - this can be subconscious
-Exposing self to heat and cold extremes
-Even piercing oneself several times, for the pleasure of the pain, not for the beautification.
Self harming can be taken too far and if you self harm, its a good idea to keep a first aid box nearby, and keep the object you are using as clean as possible.
Self-harm can lead to loss of limbs etc due to gangrene and infection and accidental death. People who self harm are statistically also more likely to commit suicide.....
1 outta 10 people self harm and the figures are growing
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the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face
Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.
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(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."
e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.
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Self hell are the self help books that make you feel worse after reading them because your life is so pathetic.
Also, self hell aisle, where self hell books are found
I read that self hell book, but it only made me feel worse.
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