Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

Personal Nerd

Personal Nerd is a combination of tutor and personal assistant. It is a recent and rapidly growing addition to shadow education. Personal Nerds provide supplementary assistance outside of mainstream education system. Unlike tutors that are provided for a student wants to study at home or is struggling in a subject, Personal Nerds are hired to assist in managing workload, check completed works and give feedback to facilitate quick and efficient learning.

My Personal Nerd taking care of my college workload

took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.

Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.

personal uniform

a standardized wardrobe cultivated autonomously by the wearer/user. A personal uniform promotes consistency and commitment to ownership of clothing and wear, reducing waste of material, energy and time.

Mel: Hey Toni want to go shopping at Forever 21 on Saturday?
Toni: No thanks, I have a personal uniform.

Sydney: Ugh! I have nothing to wear.
Erin: Are you sure about that? What about those black slacks that look great on you?
Sydney: I wore them yesterday. I can't wear them again.
Erin: Says who? You probably care more about what you wear than others.
Sydney: Maybe you're right. I could pair them differently.
Erin: That's the spirit! A personal uniform are practical garments that serve you first and help you save time and energy.

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

Personality Getaway

When you ussualy play it dumb, so when you fuck up you have a getaway.

-Dani is always a scared bitch infront of the teachers
-I know its his Personality Getaway

personality trend

Like a clothing trend, but for your personality. A certain persona that everyone wants to have. Usually happens with girls who want guys to like them.

First, all girls wanted to be perfect, then they wanted to be clumsy, then they wanted to be confident, then they wanted to have a lack of confidence, then they wanted to be normal, then they wanted to be happy all the time, then music was their entire life, and now they always want to be depressed and have issues.
Screw personality trends, JUST BE YOURSELF!