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No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.
So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".
Sexual activity with a dirty chick
When a tinder rooney hit you up on tinder
Her: hey
Me: hey you 😉😉😉 what dem stank hoes do
Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Maxien what do you want for dinner?
“I DUNNOOOOOI”
This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "
"uh, no?"
"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
A Chasidish slang word to make peerim.
Peerim= everything
Menucha texting Batsheva "What's Doing (chaseedish accent)" 😍😍.
Batsheva answers "Peerim".
Batsheva also says " BUSY GALL"!!!!!!
This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏
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