that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

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that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

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that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

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because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

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Thats what she said

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual

Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said

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thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???

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thats what she said

You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.

The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.

All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!

About: being able to draw when i was a kid

I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said

(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)

See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca

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