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A Jens is known for his cunning ways with the ladies and understands the inner workings of a women. A Jens has Immense power in the bed and kills that pussy like no other. A Jens holds a big very large penis
“Omg I just slept with a Jens, I think I need to go into hibernation I’m so tired”
“Wow that really was a Jens “
Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!
A: Are you still single?
B: Yes, boys suck!
A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.
A little god allso known as a sexy beast
A Jens is a frequent masturbater
I felt like a Jens after masturbating 10 times Yesterday
or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
Will kick anyone named “Elijah” or “Eli”’s ass.
Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???