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Wandering around the web with Firebug and the Web Developer firefox extension open, liberally "borrowing" ideas for your own site from other cool sites. A take on the classic "SIS", which means to steal ideas shamelessly.
I was on a wicked cool blog, so I did some jerry styling of the background image.
Dude, somebody jerry styled my site.
I'm jerry styling for my blog on myspace.
A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?
Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
Mc Jerry is one of the best boyfriend u will ever get. Also one of the best kisser. He is cute af. He is kind, lovely, handsome, has one of the best smiles, cares about u, and will love u forever
Girl: I’m scared
Mc Jerry: It’s ok I’m here fire u
Jerry squad is a elite group of firefighters, known state wide for being some of the finest men bringing quick work to all fire fighting operations, also referred to squad 12
The Jerry squad made a quick stop on the working fire.
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The Jerry Nicklin is a 15 year old Jewish redhead from Kellys stomach.. he is a white privileged kid who tried to get with GreenMonster2727 and she massive warned and denied him.
The Jerry Nicklin tried to get with GreenMonster2727 by trying to seduce her with kid cudi music and she massive warned and declined him..
SnehP Got Her Instead.. fyi I Love Kelly <3
1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"
"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!
2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"
Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"