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To exit a situation quickly, to leave in a fly manner.
To get somewhere quickly.
Dude 1: Yo that thug just had to Jet Life out of there.
Dude 2: Man that was so fly.
Dude 1: Only way to bounce, the Jet Life way
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When you stick your dick in a jacuzzi jet. You try and keep it steady while you watch porn or think of hot asians having anal sex. You continue to jet off until you ejaculate in the jacuzzi. There is no need for tissues. You never have a sticky situation on your hands. It may begin to hurt after about 5 minutes but it is well worth it. Like getting a no lube hand job for free.
My buds and I went into the jacuzzi and all claimed our own jets. Some like the soft ones and some like the rough ones. I got the rough one and to jet off I thought of Kikoman sauce being poured all over this hot hasian while she was being butt fucked. It was a sweet thursday night.
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A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"
I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think
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A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.
'Mate, I was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming Man Utd chants in my face.'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'
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Meaning highly homosexual... 'jet fuel' is a term that has been formulated to describe someone who is a 'flamer' to a much greater extent than most other 'flamers.' Knowing that a homosexual is a flamer means that he/she is flammable. So, if they are highly flammable they are probably jet fuel.
that guy is so gay. Now that I think about it, he is jet fuel because he appears to be more gay than that other homo over there.
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A neat lighter available in Chinatowns the world over. It shoots out butane quickly so it makes a very hot jet of flame. Popular among the lighter fag crowd. Not functional for bongs.
Give me attention! I have a jet lighter.
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we you are certating with someone you say to him jet oceanic that means go the fuck away
Ce ai ba fraere ia jet oceanic dacilea
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