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short for 'John Rideal House'
A building in Barnsley.
The building actually has a use, supplying crack heads with their doll money.
But generally is where the walking abortions of single mums and dads gather to sell and take drugs, drink and sit, talk about drugs and drinking or to find other slags and skets that will sleep with them.
Handful of decent people go, 90% are just desprate saddo's who have being kicked out of college or don't fancy a bash at full time education.
'Hey, wanna go to jon rid for abit?'
'yeah man, i hope _____ is up there so i can fuck her'
'Let's go to rid'
'no, probs catch an STI sitting on the same wall as one of those things'
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Jon Moxley is the definition of " i'mma make you cum just by looking at me"
"Hey remember when i jon moxleyed you last night ?"
" yeah… "
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Tim: did you see Jon Ceana's match last night?
Jim: did you just spell John Cena wrong?
Tim: we're talking how could I do that?
Jim: you didn't answer my question...
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a unit of measurement that is between 2 and 3 inches.
driver: how close is my tire to the curb?
passenger: its about 2 jon cocks
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awesome guy that everybody loves he has to be the coolest guy your ever meet. He is also known for his huge dick of at least 15".
girl 1 "wow did you see Jon-jo dick"
girl 2 " it had to be a least 15 inches"
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Sexiest Man Alive I love Jon Heder he is totally my boyfriend
I wish Jon Heder lived in Florida so I could stalk him
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the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.
Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers
Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers
Girl: Sucks for you!
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