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Jonas Sisters

A shitty band composed by a fat bitch called Kevin, another fat bitch called Joe and a stupid bitch with diarrhea (...or diabetes?) called Nick.

These 3 stupid whores are also WRONGLY known as the Jonas Brothers.

God: The Jonas Sisters Suck

The rest of the world: We agree!

by DeathMagnetic August 21, 2008

110๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"

OMJ!!! I goT TIcKetS To GO See THE JoNAs BroThERs I LoVE YOu NiCk <3

by Anti jonas March 13, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


joe jonas

Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.

I was at a Jonas Brothers concert and I saw Joe Jonas playing his tambourine and singing, and when he ripped his shirt open I stopped breathing because he just makes you go "OH BABY!".

by BonusJonas January 3, 2008

1298๐Ÿ‘ 1302๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy

Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station

by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jonas Brothers

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.

Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'

by Justine Beatle lover August 20, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe Jonas

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman

Joe Jonas is awesome.

by OhxxSnap August 19, 2007

1540๐Ÿ‘ 1564๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nick Jonas

Human perfection, a Sex God, has a beautiful voice...unfortunatly wears a purity ring.

Nick Jonas's chain is off the mother..

by flalallalalalaalalla August 12, 2007

2665๐Ÿ‘ 2774๐Ÿ‘Ž